A morning prayer-
Me: Heavenly Father, can you please help me to get more sleep?
HF: No, not right now.
Me: Well can you at least help me to find a good under-eye concealer?
HF: Okay, sure.
Me: Thanks.
A bedtime conversation-
Me: What is the DEAL!?!? Why can't I make a decent chocolate chip cookie for my son's school party? All the other mothers will think I'm stupid!
Eric: I think you need to relax. Do you think you're being too perfectionistic?
Me: NO. I'm not being perfectionistic- it's not even my fault. It's the universe's fault.
5 comments:
hahaha! I could use some God-sent concealer. Let me know when you find it! (Or it is revealed to you.)
Mahon and I have conversations like that all the time!
LOL! Darling picture of Marley, btw!
So funny! Loved the morning prayer :)
HaHa! Thanks for the laugh!
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